Study: Men, Women Go To Hell For Different Reasons
VATICAN CITY -- While we may all go to Hell eventually, Voyeurwebbers, a new study indicates that men and women will most likely not be taking the same route to get there.At least that was one of the findings of a study conducted for the Vatican by Father Roberto Busa, a 95-year-old Jesuit scholar. This is because men and women sin in different ways -- women are prouder than men, but men are more lustful. Father Busa based his conclusions on a study of confessions by Catholic men and women.The survey found the most common sin for women was pride, while for men the urge for food was only surpassed by the urge for sex. The Pope's personal theologian backed up the report, in the Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano. "Men and women sin in different ways," wrote Monsignor Wojciech Giertych, theologian to the papal household. "When you look at vices from the point of view of the difficulties they create you find that men experiment in a different way from women."Monsignor Giertych said the most difficult sin for men to face was lust, followed by gluttony, sloth, anger, pride, envy and greed.For women, the most dangerous sins were pride, envy, anger, lust, and sloth, he added.
-- What the devil? How come Lust is only in 4th place with women? C'mon, Lust, you can do better than that. Quit hanging out with Sloth so much, dammit! Get out there and show women what they're missing! Hehehe! What an intriguing study for the Vatican to release, Voyeuwebbers. Interesting as hell, though. Who'd have thought that most men may go to Hell for lust ... Okie, all of us would have ... but most women for pride? I mean, women have every reason to be proud, but very few of the women I've met ever seemed proud, in the negative sense. You can check it out for yourselves, Voyeurwebbers, just by going to our galactically huge archive, Funbags, where you'll find tens of thousands of photos of women from all over the world, each lovely in her own way, each sexy -- Woof!! -- in her own way, but none revealing anything remotely resembling excessive pride ... well, except maybe a few dominatrix pics, but they were just role-playing, hehehe! -- IgorEYE ON: Robots by K.
It's not exactly cloning, Voyeurwebbers, but for a mere $2,500 you can now have a replica of yourself made. It looks like you and it even sounds like you. It's just ... well ... it's just a bit smaller than you. It's a tailor-made robot called a "Mini-Me", taken no-doubt from the Austin Powers movies. The Mini-Mes are made by Japanese robotics firm and toy company Little Island and are created in a technology center just north of Tokyo. The firm's officials claim they can create a tiny likeness of anyone - even replicating the sound of their voice.Customers place their $2,500 order and simply submit a photo of the person they'd like their new toy to resemble. After a mere six-month "gestation period", their very own Mini-Me will turn up on their doorstep.The robots can be taught to sound like the customer via an in-built microphone, and computer and voice recognition software.They are also equipped with 80 gigabytes of storage and a webcam.The advanced version can even download the latest news and weather and then read back the reports - in your voice. So you don't necessarily need to have a Mini-Me made to your likeness. You can send in a photo of anyone and have it made in their likeness? Anyone? Like maybe Scarlett Johansen or Salma Hayek or that woman who does the Cadillac commercial and says "When you turn on your car, does it return the favor?" Cool! Regrettably, Voyeurwebbers, Eye will have to pass on getting a Salma Hayek Mini-Me until the per unit price comes down a bit ... like, say ... reducing the price by $2,475. K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K.
VATICAN CITY -- While we may all go to Hell eventually, Voyeurwebbers, a new study indicates that men and women will most likely not be taking the same route to get there.At least that was one of the findings of a study conducted for the Vatican by Father Roberto Busa, a 95-year-old Jesuit scholar. This is because men and women sin in different ways -- women are prouder than men, but men are more lustful. Father Busa based his conclusions on a study of confessions by Catholic men and women.The survey found the most common sin for women was pride, while for men the urge for food was only surpassed by the urge for sex. The Pope's personal theologian backed up the report, in the Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano. "Men and women sin in different ways," wrote Monsignor Wojciech Giertych, theologian to the papal household. "When you look at vices from the point of view of the difficulties they create you find that men experiment in a different way from women."Monsignor Giertych said the most difficult sin for men to face was lust, followed by gluttony, sloth, anger, pride, envy and greed.For women, the most dangerous sins were pride, envy, anger, lust, and sloth, he added.
-- What the devil? How come Lust is only in 4th place with women? C'mon, Lust, you can do better than that. Quit hanging out with Sloth so much, dammit! Get out there and show women what they're missing! Hehehe! What an intriguing study for the Vatican to release, Voyeuwebbers. Interesting as hell, though. Who'd have thought that most men may go to Hell for lust ... Okie, all of us would have ... but most women for pride? I mean, women have every reason to be proud, but very few of the women I've met ever seemed proud, in the negative sense. You can check it out for yourselves, Voyeurwebbers, just by going to our galactically huge archive, Funbags, where you'll find tens of thousands of photos of women from all over the world, each lovely in her own way, each sexy -- Woof!! -- in her own way, but none revealing anything remotely resembling excessive pride ... well, except maybe a few dominatrix pics, but they were just role-playing, hehehe! -- IgorEYE ON: Robots by K.
It's not exactly cloning, Voyeurwebbers, but for a mere $2,500 you can now have a replica of yourself made. It looks like you and it even sounds like you. It's just ... well ... it's just a bit smaller than you. It's a tailor-made robot called a "Mini-Me", taken no-doubt from the Austin Powers movies. The Mini-Mes are made by Japanese robotics firm and toy company Little Island and are created in a technology center just north of Tokyo. The firm's officials claim they can create a tiny likeness of anyone - even replicating the sound of their voice.Customers place their $2,500 order and simply submit a photo of the person they'd like their new toy to resemble. After a mere six-month "gestation period", their very own Mini-Me will turn up on their doorstep.The robots can be taught to sound like the customer via an in-built microphone, and computer and voice recognition software.They are also equipped with 80 gigabytes of storage and a webcam.The advanced version can even download the latest news and weather and then read back the reports - in your voice. So you don't necessarily need to have a Mini-Me made to your likeness. You can send in a photo of anyone and have it made in their likeness? Anyone? Like maybe Scarlett Johansen or Salma Hayek or that woman who does the Cadillac commercial and says "When you turn on your car, does it return the favor?" Cool! Regrettably, Voyeurwebbers, Eye will have to pass on getting a Salma Hayek Mini-Me until the per unit price comes down a bit ... like, say ... reducing the price by $2,475. K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K.
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