Irish Police Learning To Spell 'Driver's License' In Polish
BELFAST, Ireland -- Irish Police are learning to spell "driver's license" in Polish, Voyeurwebbers, all because of a little SNAFU (Situation Normal - All Fouled Up). Irish police were trying to find a Polish driver who apparently committed more than 50 driving offenses. The nefarious driver they were looking for turned out to be much more difficult to find than they had thought. There's a good reason for this.Police officers were puzzled at how the mysterious driver, Prawo Jazdy, had always produced his documents, proving he was legal immigrant in Ireland, but the documents always had a different address. Embarrassed officers then solved the case. They had mistaken the Polish word for "divers license" -- Prawo Jazdy -- for the driver's name. Thus, every time they pulled over a Polish driver with documents, they thought it was the same driver when, in fact, it was about 50 different drivers.An internal Garda (police) memo, reported in Irish newspapers, said officers taking details of Polish traffic offenders had been mistakenly using "Prawo Jazdy", printed in the top right corner of the driving license, as the holder's name."It is quite embarrassing to see the system has created Prawo Jazdy as a person with over 50 identities," said the memo.A Garda spokesman declined to comment on the reports.
-- There are times, Voyeurwebbers, albeit rare times, when "no comment" is the best thing a person can say and, for Ireland's Garda, this was definitely one of those times, hehehe! They were looking for one person who committed 50 traffic violations and -- just because of a teensy-weensy little mistake, they ended up finding 50 drivers with only one violation each. Do you realize how difficult that is to do?! This one good thing about all this, though - you don't have to worry about making an embarrassing mistake when you visit any of VW's sexplicit sextions -- like Home Clips, Red Clouds, Funbags to mention a few -- because within seconds, maybe even nano-seconds, of arriving at any one of these sites, you'll realize that you're at the right place, at the right time and YOU are the right person. Hehehe! -- IgorEYE ON: Miss Atom by K.
"Ohh, THERE she is, Miss Atom 2009!"The radioactively hot babes who work in Russia's nuclear energy industry are toning up and getting into bikini-wearing shape, Voyeurwebbers. In case you're wondering what bikinis, hot babes and Russia's nuclear energy industry have in common, it's simple: It is time once again for the industry's Miss Atom beauty contest. This month the industry will crown the lucky woman who becomes Miss Atom 2009. The beauty pageant, now in its sixth year, is amply financed and has become well established. There have been no anti-nuclear protesters as the contests, no hooligans throwing tomatoes at the contestants. "We want to show the general public that the nuclear industry is an industry like any other," Ilya Platonov, who heads up Nuclear.Ru which runs the event, told reporters. "Ordinary people work in it, including young, attractive women."Platonov also admits that the pageant is also an image campaign aimed at dispelling the image of a dangerous and threatening nuclear power industry.The range of contestants for "Miss Atom 2009" runs from alpha to gamma. While some contestants look ... well ... ordinary, several are astonishingly beautiful. In their profile photos, the women sling themselves across cars and desks or strike sexy poses in front of machines and oceanscape backgrounds while others wear silly hats or simply sit at office desks.In their personal statements, the ladies divulge passions for activities such as dancing, growing cacti, travel, and sports. Some, like Julia Leonova, of Siberia, add a bit more flare: "I can be a tiger, who spreads fear with a flash of my teeth, or an eagle who flies free through the sky…I can play a hundred different roles -- but choose only those I like," she wrote.Hey! Wait just a darn minute here. This beauty pageant sounds a lot like Voyeurweb to Eye. Sexy, attractive women in skimpy outfits, posing on cars, desks, oceanscapes, machinescapes, you name it ... Omigosh, Voyeurwebbers, the Miss Atom contest is a rip-off of VW's contri sections and its contests! Of course, there are many fine attributes the women of Voyeurweb have that the Miss Atom contestants don't have ... for one thing, you don't have to spend a fortune to go to Russia to look at them, and for another, the beautiful ladies of Voyeurweb don't glow in the dark. K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K.
BELFAST, Ireland -- Irish Police are learning to spell "driver's license" in Polish, Voyeurwebbers, all because of a little SNAFU (Situation Normal - All Fouled Up). Irish police were trying to find a Polish driver who apparently committed more than 50 driving offenses. The nefarious driver they were looking for turned out to be much more difficult to find than they had thought. There's a good reason for this.Police officers were puzzled at how the mysterious driver, Prawo Jazdy, had always produced his documents, proving he was legal immigrant in Ireland, but the documents always had a different address. Embarrassed officers then solved the case. They had mistaken the Polish word for "divers license" -- Prawo Jazdy -- for the driver's name. Thus, every time they pulled over a Polish driver with documents, they thought it was the same driver when, in fact, it was about 50 different drivers.An internal Garda (police) memo, reported in Irish newspapers, said officers taking details of Polish traffic offenders had been mistakenly using "Prawo Jazdy", printed in the top right corner of the driving license, as the holder's name."It is quite embarrassing to see the system has created Prawo Jazdy as a person with over 50 identities," said the memo.A Garda spokesman declined to comment on the reports.
-- There are times, Voyeurwebbers, albeit rare times, when "no comment" is the best thing a person can say and, for Ireland's Garda, this was definitely one of those times, hehehe! They were looking for one person who committed 50 traffic violations and -- just because of a teensy-weensy little mistake, they ended up finding 50 drivers with only one violation each. Do you realize how difficult that is to do?! This one good thing about all this, though - you don't have to worry about making an embarrassing mistake when you visit any of VW's sexplicit sextions -- like Home Clips, Red Clouds, Funbags to mention a few -- because within seconds, maybe even nano-seconds, of arriving at any one of these sites, you'll realize that you're at the right place, at the right time and YOU are the right person. Hehehe! -- IgorEYE ON: Miss Atom by K.
"Ohh, THERE she is, Miss Atom 2009!"The radioactively hot babes who work in Russia's nuclear energy industry are toning up and getting into bikini-wearing shape, Voyeurwebbers. In case you're wondering what bikinis, hot babes and Russia's nuclear energy industry have in common, it's simple: It is time once again for the industry's Miss Atom beauty contest. This month the industry will crown the lucky woman who becomes Miss Atom 2009. The beauty pageant, now in its sixth year, is amply financed and has become well established. There have been no anti-nuclear protesters as the contests, no hooligans throwing tomatoes at the contestants. "We want to show the general public that the nuclear industry is an industry like any other," Ilya Platonov, who heads up Nuclear.Ru which runs the event, told reporters. "Ordinary people work in it, including young, attractive women."Platonov also admits that the pageant is also an image campaign aimed at dispelling the image of a dangerous and threatening nuclear power industry.The range of contestants for "Miss Atom 2009" runs from alpha to gamma. While some contestants look ... well ... ordinary, several are astonishingly beautiful. In their profile photos, the women sling themselves across cars and desks or strike sexy poses in front of machines and oceanscape backgrounds while others wear silly hats or simply sit at office desks.In their personal statements, the ladies divulge passions for activities such as dancing, growing cacti, travel, and sports. Some, like Julia Leonova, of Siberia, add a bit more flare: "I can be a tiger, who spreads fear with a flash of my teeth, or an eagle who flies free through the sky…I can play a hundred different roles -- but choose only those I like," she wrote.Hey! Wait just a darn minute here. This beauty pageant sounds a lot like Voyeurweb to Eye. Sexy, attractive women in skimpy outfits, posing on cars, desks, oceanscapes, machinescapes, you name it ... Omigosh, Voyeurwebbers, the Miss Atom contest is a rip-off of VW's contri sections and its contests! Of course, there are many fine attributes the women of Voyeurweb have that the Miss Atom contestants don't have ... for one thing, you don't have to spend a fortune to go to Russia to look at them, and for another, the beautiful ladies of Voyeurweb don't glow in the dark. K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K.
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