Avoid Anderson, Indiana, Guys - 'She' Is There!

Avoid Anderson, Indiana, Guys - 'She' Is There!
ANDERSON, Indiana -- If you're thinking of making a cross-country drive through the U.S., Voyeurwebbers, you might want to plan detour around Anderson, Indiana. It's not that Anderson isn't a nice town, it's a great town. It's that ... well ... 'she' is there.'She' is 68-year-old Linda Lou Taylor, who holds the current Guinness World Record as the most most married woman in history -- she has been married 23 times.Word recently leaked out of Anderson that Linda Lou, who has been single for the 12 years since marriage 23 ended, has not ruled out getting married again.Of her previous marriages, Taylor said two of her husbands turned out to be gay, two ended up homeless, a few cheated on her, one choked her and another padlocked the refrigerator shut."It's easy to sum up," Taylor said of her oft-married life. "When I was younger I was just a snot-nosed kid but the neighborhood boys were all in love with me. They all wanted to marry me."Despite her 23 failed marriages and being single for the past dozen years, Taylor has not ruled out future matrimony."I would get married again," she told reporters, "because, you know, it gets lonely."
-- Well, I hope Ms. Taylor has become a better judge of character since marriage 23 ended, Voyeurwebbers. I can see why she stopped for 12 years, hehehe! But, if you don't want to be involved in marriage 24, I recommend a little detour around Anderson to VW's sexplicit Home Clips sextion. Think of it as a drive-in theater. You get nekkid, get in your computer chair, and "drive-in" to your keyboard -- don't forget to grab your "mouse" -- then find Home Clips on our menu page and use that other mouse to click on it. Hehehe! -- Igor
EYE ON: Science & Sex by K.
You know how women are always complaining that men treat them like objects, Voyeurwebbers? Well, according to some high-tech scientific research, the women are right ... unless the woman happens to be the man's spouse or significant other, then they're wrong. The results of the new research were presented this week by Susan Fiske, professor of psychology at Princeton University, at the annual meeting of the American Association for the Advancement of Science.Interestingly, her research showed that, in men, the brain areas associated with handling tools and the intention to perform actions light up when viewing images of women in bikinis.That easy to explain, Voyeurwebbers. When a guy sees a woman in a sexy bikini or sexy panties and bra, he instinctively tries to think of the right tool to help unhook that bra in record time. ... Ahem ... Eye hopes you're not really buying into that. You're not are you? Eye just made that up. "This is just the first study which was focused on the idea that men of a certain age view sex as a highly desirable goal, and if you present them with a provocative woman, then that will tend to prime goal-related responses," Dr. Fiske told reporters.The good news on this for guys is that Dr. Fiske's research indicates we males may be blameless for this "seeing women as objects" thing. This behavior in males, it turns out, is a by-product of evolution. Experts say the first male humans had to seek fertile women to spread their genes. "They're not fully conscious responses, and so people don't know the extent to which they're being influenced," said Fiske. "It's important to recognize the effects."Men also remember the scantily clad women's bodies better than those of fully-clothed women, said Fiske. Each image was shown for only a fraction of a second.In another interesting, and somewhat alarming, part of the research, 21 heterosexual male undergraduates at Princeton responded to questionnaires to determine whether they harbor "benevolent" sexism, which includes the belief that a woman's place is in the home, or hostile sexism, a more adversarial viewpoint which includes the belief that women attempt to dominate men. In the men who scored highest on hostile sexism, the part of the brain associated with analyzing another person's thoughts, feelings and intentions was inactive while viewing scantily clad women, said Fiske. A supplementary study on both male and female undergraduates found that men tend to associate bikini-clad women with first-person action verbs such as I "push," "handle" and "grab" instead of the third-person forms such as she "pushes," "handles" and "grabs." They associated fully clothed women, on the other hand, with the third-person forms, indicating these women were perceived as in control of their own actions. The females who took the test did not show this effect, said Fiske, adding, that goes along with the idea that the man looking at a woman in a bikini sees her as the object of action. There are several other findings of merit in Dr. Fiske's research, Voyruwebbers. And even though Eye had a little fun with this, it seems that Dr. Fiske is developing some potentially useful data. Also, Eye should mention that he first came across Dr. Fiske's research in a very good article by a CNN reporter. Eye will never look at a woman in a bikini the same way again ... Oops! Almost forgot, Eye can't control that, it's in my genes. K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K.
So It Is Written A priest was lecturing on the Bible one Sunday morning. He said to the congregation, "You know, the Bible has an answer for everything. The reason for that is that the people in the Bible have all, at one time or another, been in the same situations you have." "Even PMS?" a woman asked. "Yes, I assure you, PMS is in there. Tell you what, I'll look for it and tell you the passage at Mass next week."So everyone goes home, and the priest is looking for the passage and Sunday comes around. He gets in front of the congregation and begins his Homily in Mass. "People, I have found the passage in the Bible referring to PMS.""Really, Father? Where?" the lady asked."It's right here in this passage where it says, 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem'."Editor: Amen ... hehehe!