Russian Man Survives Leap From 5th-Floor Balcony ... TWICE!

Russian Man Survives Leap From 5th-Floor Balcony ... TWICE!
MOSCOW, Russia -- Incredible as it sounds, Voyeurwebbers, a Russian man drank three bottles of vodka and leaped from his fifth-floor balcony ... and survived!? Then, even more incredibly, he did it again. 0Alexei Roskov says he jumped the second time because he couldn't take his wife's nagging about the his jumping the first time.Wife Yekaterina had watched in horror as her drunken husband opened the kitchen window of their Moscow apartment, and hurled himself out.Astonishingly, Roskov, 22, survived and managed to stagger back upstairs with barely a scratch after the 50-foot fall.Then, while his wife called for an ambulance and began to scold him, he jumped again.Amazed medics treated Roskov for minor cuts and bruises before releasing him.Roskov says he is now a teetotaler after giving up drinking, and added: "Now I can say just one thing - I was very lucky."I have no idea why I jumped the first time but when I came back up and I heard my wife screaming angrily at me I thought it was best if I left the room again - out of the window."
-- WHOA! I was impressed that Mr. Roskov could drink three bottles of vodka and still move, Voyeurwebbers, let alone leap off a fifth-floor balcony and live to tell about it ... twice! As you probably know, Voyeurwebbers, vodka is made from potatoes, and drunk by Russians to give them strength -- to plant more potatoes, hehehe! However, since everyone clearly is not as lucky as Mr. Roskov, instead of drinking three bottles of vodka and leaping off a balcony, I recommend two vodka martinis (shaken, not stirred) and leaping out of your clothes and over to VW's sexplicit Red Clouds sextion, where all of the ladies are lovely and not one of them nags ... because they are all having too much fun enjoying hot, passionate sex! Hehehe! -- Igor
EYE ON: The Big Apple by K.
A unique, to say the least, shooting incident occurred in New York City, Voyeurwebbers. What does Eye mean by "unique"? Well, two men had words and both ended up being shot ...and only one of them was shooting, how's that for unique? Police said a man shot himself in the ankle while firing his .45-caliber pistol at his girlfriend's ex-beau.According to news reports, investigators said the victim, Derick Jordan, 25, stopped at the home of his ex-girlfriend, Jasmine Ortiz, 22, at 11:50 a.m. Tuesday to drop off some clothes for their 4-year-old daughter.Jordan began arguing with Ortiz's new boyfriend, Lance Williams, Jr., 30, and Williams eventually pulled out his gun and shot Jordan in the left leg, said police. Williams continued firing, but managed only to shoot himself in the ankle, said investigators."He's obviously not a very good shot," a law-enforcement source said with what Eye takes to be typical Big Apple understatement.Jordan identified Williams as the shooter while they were both being wheeled into Lincoln Hospital on gurneys and police handcuffed Williams. Do you have any idea how hard it is, Voyeurwebbers, to be the only one with a gun and the only one shooting and you shoot the other guy, but keep shooting without hitting anything else but your own ankle? It boggles the mind. K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K.
Hunting Flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies," responded her husband."Oh. Killing any?" she asked."Yep, three males and two females," he replied.Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?""Three were on a beer can, and two were on the phone," he replied.