15,000 Erotic Items To Go On Display In Man's Garden...Garden?

15,000 Erotic Items To Go On Display In Man's Garden...Garden?
ENSLAVE , Sweden -- Some strange things will be popping up in the garden of a man in Enslave, Sweden, Voyeurwebbers. How strange? Well, how does erotic books, erotic sculptures and sex toys sound?Jorma Toivonen, 52, said displaying the items at his garden May 2-3 is a temporary measure as he works to generate funding for a museum that would house what he calls "Scandinavia's largest collection of erotic items," according to local news reports. Toivonen said his collection contains more than 15,000 erotic items. "After some recent media interest there has been some contact from local municipalities. Some think it (a museum) is a good idea but no one wants to stump up the cash. In the meantime my garden will have to do," said Toivonen. "I think that our society has maybe become more anti-sex; with a very lopsided view of sexuality. I hope my exhibition will show sex as something more interesting and fun."
-- YOWZA, Voyeurwebbers! Mr. Toivonen couldn't have been more right when he said sex should be viewed as something interesting and fun. And one of the municipalities in his area should jump on the idea of finding a suitable museum so Mr. Toivonen's amazing erotica collection of 15,000 items can be properly displayed. Cum to think of it, this reminds me of Voyeurweb's sexplicit Red Clouds and Home Clips sextions, where all the lovely ladies display themselves both properly and improperly -- that would be partly nekkid and totally nekkid, hehehe! Either way, they still look great. -- Igor
EYE ON: Bras by K.
There's an amazing story from northeastern Brazil about a woman and her bra, Voyeurwebbers. Make that her life-saving bra. Salvador city police spokesman Vicente de Paula said that Ivonete Pereira de Oliveira, 58, was a passenger on the bus that two gunmen held up last weekend.Police said a wad of cash stuffed in Ms. de Oliveira's bra saved her life during a shootout during the holdup.An armed off-duty policeman on the bus opened fire, said the spokesman. In the ensuing gun battle a bullet struck the left side of Ms. Oliveira's chest.De Paula said that the 150 reals (about $75) worth of bills that Oliveira hid inside her bra slowed the bullet enough to prevent it from entering her heart and killing her instantly.Ms. Oliveira underwent surgery to remove the bullet from her left breast and was released from the hospital on Monday.Eye only has a couple of comments about this incident, Voyeuwebbers. First, Ms. Oliveira is a very lucky woman. Second, remember: What you stuff in your bra (well, for those who wear bras) may save your life. Or at the very least get you more admiring stares from men ... just be sure to avoid the men who stare AND drool simultaneously! K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K.
2 Quickies1. Two GuysTwo guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage and family values.Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married; did you?"Ralph replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?"2. In Court"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully," said the Divorce Court Judge, "and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week.""That's very fair, your honor," said the husband. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few buck myself."