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Monday, September 10, 2012
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Sunday, February 21, 2010
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 2010
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 2010
Today's Cryptogram
Cryptogram for February 21
Below is today's love quote cryptogram (single letter substitution):
IGZ LB PGDV, YCR IVR LR LK JNLRLKI..... IHOBH NGBV PVV
Answer to yesterday's cryptogram: We must love one another. We must bear one another's burdens....John Winthrop sermon 1620
February 21, 2002
T V S N U A X J J W N G V W M T R W.
T Q S J Z A W W: P F G G V W A W
Q S J R X X R W G X Q W M U X B W
B W G X G V W M S R N X Z Z A W W N X B.
T Q S J S J G A S R L W A
T R S J G A S R L W M S R N.
- V S A A T W G G F P B S R
(Hint: It's an inspirational quote or bit o' wisdom, with the name of the person who is credited as having said it.)
Cryptogram
"RTK NBNKE RWJYXKN, SZNKN'D
WP WYSNKPWSJBN ITXKDN TR
WISJTP. ETX AXDS ZWBN ST
RJPU JS. VZNP ETX ITGN ST W
KTWULYTIQ, SWQN W UNSTXK."
--GWKE QWE WDZ
My Decoded Version
"--- ----- -------, -----'-
-- ----------- ------ --
------. --- ---- ---- --
---- --. ---- --- ---- -- -
---------, ---- - ------."
------ --- ---
The Encrypted Letter
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
represents
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z -
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
1 3 0 4 5 0 2 0 4 5 9 1 0
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
13 0 5 3 4 10 12 3 1 13 6 3 4
Reset
Yesterday's Cryptogram Answer, and Today's Quote of the Day, is:
"No problem can stand the assault of sustained thinking." --Voltaire
ZGT ZWMYZ VA ZGT KLLVHTLZ KY ZGT QKNW'Y DVYZ MYTAMQ ZVVQ
YZTJGTL UKLE
JPO OI ZQIEV PAK VGUZ FZ, PD BPAKZI, JPO OI ZQIEV PAK CFSIZ.
GEEFI VFCCGKV
DTDPSGWD LH RS HQADPLGP, UVYU L RYS MDYPW JPGR VLR. YQUVGP QWEWGXW (AGXDPAMYS)
Y8X8YHYYNYY82MESDMKM2JGM2Z4S5S3M2MPDFM1S5ZBVRV5BQF535ZG6TZQZ7ZVZ3ZC8XA6WG8Y418YN4MUMZSUM397M2MPMR8UA2Z1M2M2ZGVDZRZ5ZKZ5ZJVB4GVP45M4Z5R3AQ91W78Z6X8Y3UMH3PM2MRD2MMM3S2M9M2SAM2HJV63H6PZ5MVZVTHV3V6V5ZJB5Y5M
EVERYONE IS MY SUPERIOR, THAT I MAY LEARN FROM HIM. AUTHOR UNKNOWN (POWERPLAY)
2/21 O'CS PSZHM QWNDL FZND WQ Z IWMA WQ YZFSH FPZF OL UHSSRA. O ISNOSCS OF YZL UZNNSM NZDS SSHOS.
Y868YAYYBYY82MESDMKM2DGM2Z4S5S3MAMQDFM1S5ZBVRV5TQF535ZG6TZQZAZVZ3ZC8X96KG8Y518YN4MUMZSJM397M2MPMR8US211M2M2ZGVDZRZ5ZKZ5ZJVB4GV335M4Z5R3AQ9ZWT8Z6X8Y3UMH3PS2MRD2MMM3S2M9M2SAM2HJV63R6UZ5MVZVTHV3V665ZJB5Y5M
2/21 I'VE HEARD FOLKS TALK OF A BODY OF WATER THAT IS CREEPY. I BELIEVE IT WAS CALLED LAKE EERIE.
Today's Crypto Number (3783) (Sunday)
VIZ VDL TJAQLOT LK VIZ SZMHQOGBCF MCSVJ CF ZOZMICFV CFX C QGY KCV DIGVZ YHJ DIL GT VISZCVZFZX QJ BICFYZ.--TZVI ACBKCSOCFZ
Hint: V=T
Yesterday's Answer Number(1493) (Saturday) KQY JIS TOKS PIVC BIVJSCP BKJ ZI GIC PIV KQY TOKS PIV BKJ ZI GIC PIVC BIVJSCP.--RIOJ G. YHJJHZP Ask not what your country can do for you Ask what you can do for your country.--John F. Kennedy
Wordles Thought for the Day:
Dieting is murder on the road. Show me a man who travels and I'll show you one who eats.
-Bruce Froemming
IM ITFJBUM IJ I NTMLGIV DIGVUG HUTVP KL GIJQLG EUGL-KBP.
Hint: B = I
Today's Cryptogram
Cryptogram for February 21
Below is today's love quote cryptogram (single letter substitution):
IGZ LB PGDV, YCR IVR LR LK JNLRLKI..... IHOBH NGBV PVV
Answer to yesterday's cryptogram: We must love one another. We must bear one another's burdens....John Winthrop sermon 1620
February 21, 2002
T V S N U A X J J W N G V W M T R W.
T Q S J Z A W W: P F G G V W A W
Q S J R X X R W G X Q W M U X B W
B W G X G V W M S R N X Z Z A W W N X B.
T Q S J S J G A S R L W A
T R S J G A S R L W M S R N.
- V S A A T W G G F P B S R
(Hint: It's an inspirational quote or bit o' wisdom, with the name of the person who is credited as having said it.)
Cryptogram
"RTK NBNKE RWJYXKN, SZNKN'D
WP WYSNKPWSJBN ITXKDN TR
WISJTP. ETX AXDS ZWBN ST
RJPU JS. VZNP ETX ITGN ST W
KTWULYTIQ, SWQN W UNSTXK."
--GWKE QWE WDZ
My Decoded Version
"--- ----- -------, -----'-
-- ----------- ------ --
------. --- ---- ---- --
---- --. ---- --- ---- -- -
---------, ---- - ------."
------ --- ---
The Encrypted Letter
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
represents
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z -
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
1 3 0 4 5 0 2 0 4 5 9 1 0
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
13 0 5 3 4 10 12 3 1 13 6 3 4
Reset
Yesterday's Cryptogram Answer, and Today's Quote of the Day, is:
"No problem can stand the assault of sustained thinking." --Voltaire
ZGT ZWMYZ VA ZGT KLLVHTLZ KY ZGT QKNW'Y DVYZ MYTAMQ ZVVQ
YZTJGTL UKLE
JPO OI ZQIEV PAK VGUZ FZ, PD BPAKZI, JPO OI ZQIEV PAK CFSIZ.
GEEFI VFCCGKV
DTDPSGWD LH RS HQADPLGP, UVYU L RYS MDYPW JPGR VLR. YQUVGP QWEWGXW (AGXDPAMYS)
Y8X8YHYYNYY82MESDMKM2JGM2Z4S5S3M2MPDFM1S5ZBVRV5BQF535ZG6TZQZ7ZVZ3ZC8XA6WG8Y418YN4MUMZSUM397M2MPMR8UA2Z1M2M2ZGVDZRZ5ZKZ5ZJVB4GVP45M4Z5R3AQ91W78Z6X8Y3UMH3PM2MRD2MMM3S2M9M2SAM2HJV63H6PZ5MVZVTHV3V6V5ZJB5Y5M
EVERYONE IS MY SUPERIOR, THAT I MAY LEARN FROM HIM. AUTHOR UNKNOWN (POWERPLAY)
2/21 O'CS PSZHM QWNDL FZND WQ Z IWMA WQ YZFSH FPZF OL UHSSRA. O ISNOSCS OF YZL UZNNSM NZDS SSHOS.
Y868YAYYBYY82MESDMKM2DGM2Z4S5S3MAMQDFM1S5ZBVRV5TQF535ZG6TZQZAZVZ3ZC8X96KG8Y518YN4MUMZSJM397M2MPMR8US211M2M2ZGVDZRZ5ZKZ5ZJVB4GV335M4Z5R3AQ9ZWT8Z6X8Y3UMH3PS2MRD2MMM3S2M9M2SAM2HJV63R6UZ5MVZVTHV3V665ZJB5Y5M
2/21 I'VE HEARD FOLKS TALK OF A BODY OF WATER THAT IS CREEPY. I BELIEVE IT WAS CALLED LAKE EERIE.
Today's Crypto Number (3783) (Sunday)
VIZ VDL TJAQLOT LK VIZ SZMHQOGBCF MCSVJ CF ZOZMICFV CFX C QGY KCV DIGVZ YHJ DIL GT VISZCVZFZX QJ BICFYZ.--TZVI ACBKCSOCFZ
Hint: V=T
Yesterday's Answer Number(1493) (Saturday) KQY JIS TOKS PIVC BIVJSCP BKJ ZI GIC PIV KQY TOKS PIV BKJ ZI GIC PIVC BIVJSCP.--RIOJ G. YHJJHZP Ask not what your country can do for you Ask what you can do for your country.--John F. Kennedy
Wordles Thought for the Day:
Dieting is murder on the road. Show me a man who travels and I'll show you one who eats.
-Bruce Froemming
IM ITFJBUM IJ I NTMLGIV DIGVUG HUTVP KL GIJQLG EUGL-KBP.
Hint: B = I
Thursday, February 18, 2010
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 17, 2010
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 17, 2010
Today's Cryptogram
Cryptogram for February 17
Below is today's love quote cryptogram (single letter substitution):
EUWUZL SUOXB NX WIM NL NUMAXF, YEZ BAX KUISZ WX GDODE' MUU..... W. W. RDEV
Answer to yesterday's cryptogram: Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it..... Russell Baker
(Hint: It's an inspirational quote or bit o' wisdom, with the name of the person who is credited as having said it.)
Cryptogram
"IKTVV FG LTFY FG MPGGHXVT
UP UJT BJFLLTV HL KJHBJ SPDY
VHWT WVPKG." --JTLYS IFQHI
UJPYTFD
My Decoded Version
"----- -- ---- -- --------
-- --- ------- -- ----- ----
---- -----." ------- -----
-------
The Encrypted Letter
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
represents
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z -
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
0 2 0 2 0 6 5 5 3 6 3 5 1
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
0 0 5 1 0 2 8 3 6 2 1 4 0
Reset
Yesterday's Cryptogram Answer, and Today's Quote of the Day, is:
"Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn, whatever state I may be in, therein to be content." --Helen Keller
ZYY UIF YHXLM SL YHXL HA PBZHAM ZAN ALXLF DAUS SL BUYN CBL DLK
QXXOCLRU FVX FL FNNCWOCMX, YCRYHI UXHA-CLNSHRXLO FWOCMCOI OYFO WKVZKVFOCKLU FLN KOYXV HFVRX KVRFLCPFOCKLU YFTCOSFHHI XLRFRX CL KLHI TXWFSUX OYXI WFLLKO FWOSFHHI QFUOSVTFOX
NFMX TFVVI
Today's Crypto Number (2479) (Wednesday)
JBLNL DSAL S JCAL IBLF JBL NCTH JZ NLASCF JCOBJ CF JBL PRQ IST AZNL USCFERV JBSF JBL NCTH CJ JZZH JZ PVZTTZA.--SFSCT FCF
Hint: J=T
Yesterday's Answer Number(3360) (Tuesday) XP KOO PXCID XP AKFBQXU AKFBQXU QU OXHT QD MTCWKMD BWT IXDB PKBKO BX BCFT WKMMQUTDD.--ZTCBCKUE CFDDTOO Of all forms of caution caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness.--Bertrand Russell
Wordles Thought for the Day:
To do great work a man must be very idle as well as very industrious
-Samuel Butler
SLCH WCRCFOQ UFGNCWWGFW FCEJFCV COFQM ELC VCOH SOW ONFOJV ELOE LC SOW QGWJHP LJW NODAQEJCW.
Hint: G = O
PD IRDN NYMR PD QM LMRMBDJT ZRA NYMR PD QM HXBV -- PYXT XT NXTADV. MEQMBP YJQQZBA
Y848YAYYBYY82MFSJMKM2BGM2Z4AVSZM2MSDFM1S5ZBVRV5VQF535ZG6TZQZJZVZ3ZC8T8GWG8Y518YN4MPS8SHM397M2MPMRFUA211M2M2ZGV9ZRZ4ZKZ5ZJV1KTVN35M4Z5R3AQ9ZWT8Z6X8Y3UMH3PS2MRD2MMMKS4M5M2SAM2HJVR3G6BZ5MVZVTHV36665ZJB5Y5M
TO KNOW WHEN TO BE GENEROUS AND WHEN TO BE FIRM -- THIS IS WISDOM. ELBERT HUBBARD
2/17 QGBW VBDAFSW JZMSHSFWFWH FDB FDDBHABE FWE XFSJBE, S TMBHH KZM QZMJE HFK AGFA'H VFTSWT VFXMWH.
Y8H8Y8YYYYY82MFSJMKM24GM2Z4AVSZMVMDDFM1S5ZBVRV5VQF535ZG6TZQZPZVZ3ZC8T7GGG8Y418YN4MPS8SSM297M2MPMRFUM231M2M2ZGV9Z2Z3ZKZ5ZJV1KTVR45M4Z5R3AQ91WQ8Z6X8Y3UMH3PA2MRD2MMMKS4M9M2SAM2HJVR326WZ5MVZVTHV366V5ZJB5Y5M
2/17 WHEN CERTAIN LOUISIANANS ARE ARRESTED AND JAILED, I GUESS YOU WOULD SAY THAT'S CAGING CAJUNS.
Candace Rae
Hometown: Winnipeg, MBL
Birthday: August 1, 1980
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 118 lbs
Measurements: 34D-24-36
The daughter of a female race car driver, this Winnipeg beauty describes her ideal romantic outing as "catching a hockey, football and baseball game in the same weekend!"... In other words, if you're a sports fan, Candace could be your dream girl. But don't bother pursuing her if your social skills aren't up to snuff. "If I go out to dinner with a guy and he's rude to the waiter, no second date for him!" Candace, currently the CEO of a modeling company, hopes to move into politics, "although," she says, "once you pose nude people tend to see you in a different light." She's got our vote.
Destiny White
Greenville, IN
Date of Birth: 12/09/1986
Height: 5'2"
Weight: 100 lbs.
Measurements: 33C-23-33
Dinner at Destiny's home is a major event. "I'm a great cook," she says. "For my friends, I make a mean burger, really good spicy chicken Alfredo and cookies. I'm very choosy about my ingredients -- nothing but organic." The free spirit is intent on using her acting chops to host a TV travel show. "I plan on going where the wind carries me," says Destiny. "I know that if I follow my instincts, life will turn out great
Sydney Max
COED OF THE WEEK 02/11/10
VITAL STATS
Name:
Sydney Max
School: University of Wisconsin, Madison
Major: Advertising
Is it true that sex sells?
Absolutely! Think about the Axe commercials. Want girls crawling all over you? Then you’re going to buy their products!
We’ve heard good things about the party scene at your school.
You heard right! Every night is a great bar or party night at UW-Madison!
NAME: Cristal Houston
BIRTHPLACE: Beaumont, Texas
BUST: 34"
WAIST: 24"
HIPS: 34"
HEIGHT: 5' 2"
WEIGHT: 98 lbs
Guys wouldn't mind a trip to the ER if every nurse looked like heart-stopping Lamar University brunette Cristal Houston. Ambitious and driven, Cristal is studying nursing and hopes to get her masters as a nurse practitioner. But if you want her to take more than a professional interest in your case, Cristal says you'll have to be "passionate, intelligent and a fun-loving free spirit," and it won't hurt if you have a great sense of humor. Cristal's also got a few date-planning tips for you guys: be sure to be creative and unique and make her laugh. Remember, it's nurse's orders
Today's Cryptogram
Cryptogram for February 17
Below is today's love quote cryptogram (single letter substitution):
EUWUZL SUOXB NX WIM NL NUMAXF, YEZ BAX KUISZ WX GDODE' MUU..... W. W. RDEV
Answer to yesterday's cryptogram: Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it..... Russell Baker
(Hint: It's an inspirational quote or bit o' wisdom, with the name of the person who is credited as having said it.)
Cryptogram
"IKTVV FG LTFY FG MPGGHXVT
UP UJT BJFLLTV HL KJHBJ SPDY
VHWT WVPKG." --JTLYS IFQHI
UJPYTFD
My Decoded Version
"----- -- ---- -- --------
-- --- ------- -- ----- ----
---- -----." ------- -----
-------
The Encrypted Letter
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
represents
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z -
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
0 2 0 2 0 6 5 5 3 6 3 5 1
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
0 0 5 1 0 2 8 3 6 2 1 4 0
Reset
Yesterday's Cryptogram Answer, and Today's Quote of the Day, is:
"Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn, whatever state I may be in, therein to be content." --Helen Keller
ZYY UIF YHXLM SL YHXL HA PBZHAM ZAN ALXLF DAUS SL BUYN CBL DLK
QXXOCLRU FVX FL FNNCWOCMX, YCRYHI UXHA-CLNSHRXLO FWOCMCOI OYFO WKVZKVFOCKLU FLN KOYXV HFVRX KVRFLCPFOCKLU YFTCOSFHHI XLRFRX CL KLHI TXWFSUX OYXI WFLLKO FWOSFHHI QFUOSVTFOX
NFMX TFVVI
Today's Crypto Number (2479) (Wednesday)
JBLNL DSAL S JCAL IBLF JBL NCTH JZ NLASCF JCOBJ CF JBL PRQ IST AZNL USCFERV JBSF JBL NCTH CJ JZZH JZ PVZTTZA.--SFSCT FCF
Hint: J=T
Yesterday's Answer Number(3360) (Tuesday) XP KOO PXCID XP AKFBQXU AKFBQXU QU OXHT QD MTCWKMD BWT IXDB PKBKO BX BCFT WKMMQUTDD.--ZTCBCKUE CFDDTOO Of all forms of caution caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness.--Bertrand Russell
Wordles Thought for the Day:
To do great work a man must be very idle as well as very industrious
-Samuel Butler
SLCH WCRCFOQ UFGNCWWGFW FCEJFCV COFQM ELC VCOH SOW ONFOJV ELOE LC SOW QGWJHP LJW NODAQEJCW.
Hint: G = O
PD IRDN NYMR PD QM LMRMBDJT ZRA NYMR PD QM HXBV -- PYXT XT NXTADV. MEQMBP YJQQZBA
Y848YAYYBYY82MFSJMKM2BGM2Z4AVSZM2MSDFM1S5ZBVRV5VQF535ZG6TZQZJZVZ3ZC8T8GWG8Y518YN4MPS8SHM397M2MPMRFUA211M2M2ZGV9ZRZ4ZKZ5ZJV1KTVN35M4Z5R3AQ9ZWT8Z6X8Y3UMH3PS2MRD2MMMKS4M5M2SAM2HJVR3G6BZ5MVZVTHV36665ZJB5Y5M
TO KNOW WHEN TO BE GENEROUS AND WHEN TO BE FIRM -- THIS IS WISDOM. ELBERT HUBBARD
2/17 QGBW VBDAFSW JZMSHSFWFWH FDB FDDBHABE FWE XFSJBE, S TMBHH KZM QZMJE HFK AGFA'H VFTSWT VFXMWH.
Y8H8Y8YYYYY82MFSJMKM24GM2Z4AVSZMVMDDFM1S5ZBVRV5VQF535ZG6TZQZPZVZ3ZC8T7GGG8Y418YN4MPS8SSM297M2MPMRFUM231M2M2ZGV9Z2Z3ZKZ5ZJV1KTVR45M4Z5R3AQ91WQ8Z6X8Y3UMH3PA2MRD2MMMKS4M9M2SAM2HJVR326WZ5MVZVTHV366V5ZJB5Y5M
2/17 WHEN CERTAIN LOUISIANANS ARE ARRESTED AND JAILED, I GUESS YOU WOULD SAY THAT'S CAGING CAJUNS.
Candace Rae
Hometown: Winnipeg, MBL
Birthday: August 1, 1980
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 118 lbs
Measurements: 34D-24-36
The daughter of a female race car driver, this Winnipeg beauty describes her ideal romantic outing as "catching a hockey, football and baseball game in the same weekend!"... In other words, if you're a sports fan, Candace could be your dream girl. But don't bother pursuing her if your social skills aren't up to snuff. "If I go out to dinner with a guy and he's rude to the waiter, no second date for him!" Candace, currently the CEO of a modeling company, hopes to move into politics, "although," she says, "once you pose nude people tend to see you in a different light." She's got our vote.
Destiny White
Greenville, IN
Date of Birth: 12/09/1986
Height: 5'2"
Weight: 100 lbs.
Measurements: 33C-23-33
Dinner at Destiny's home is a major event. "I'm a great cook," she says. "For my friends, I make a mean burger, really good spicy chicken Alfredo and cookies. I'm very choosy about my ingredients -- nothing but organic." The free spirit is intent on using her acting chops to host a TV travel show. "I plan on going where the wind carries me," says Destiny. "I know that if I follow my instincts, life will turn out great
Sydney Max
COED OF THE WEEK 02/11/10
VITAL STATS
Name:
Sydney Max
School: University of Wisconsin, Madison
Major: Advertising
Is it true that sex sells?
Absolutely! Think about the Axe commercials. Want girls crawling all over you? Then you’re going to buy their products!
We’ve heard good things about the party scene at your school.
You heard right! Every night is a great bar or party night at UW-Madison!
NAME: Cristal Houston
BIRTHPLACE: Beaumont, Texas
BUST: 34"
WAIST: 24"
HIPS: 34"
HEIGHT: 5' 2"
WEIGHT: 98 lbs
Guys wouldn't mind a trip to the ER if every nurse looked like heart-stopping Lamar University brunette Cristal Houston. Ambitious and driven, Cristal is studying nursing and hopes to get her masters as a nurse practitioner. But if you want her to take more than a professional interest in your case, Cristal says you'll have to be "passionate, intelligent and a fun-loving free spirit," and it won't hurt if you have a great sense of humor. Cristal's also got a few date-planning tips for you guys: be sure to be creative and unique and make her laugh. Remember, it's nurse's orders
2-Fer
2-Fer
1. Punctuation
An English professor wrote the words: "A woman without her man is nothing." on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
-- Editor: Punctuation is powerful, hehehe!
2. Australian Investment Advice
In 2001, if you had bought $1,000 of One-Tel stock, it would now be worth about $9 to you as an unsecured creditor if you are lucky.
In 2002, if you had bought HIH stock, you would have about $6.50 left of the original $1,000 investment.
In 2003, if you had gone overseas and bought ENRON, you would have less than $5 left.
But, If you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer in early 2009 - one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned the aluminum cans in for the recycling price, you would have $24!
Based on the above, the best investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
-- Editor: Yep, and if you saved that $24 each year, in 40 years you can buy another $1,000 worth of beer, so you're actually recycling on two levels, hehehe!
Italian Brouhaha Over Pussy-Eating Comment!
ROME, Italy -- Ask anyone who has experienced it, Voyeurwebbers, and they will tell you that there's a right way and a wrong way to eat a pussy. Yet, in Italy, that very topic has gotten an Italian TV chef in a heap of hot water.
Beppe Bigazzi, a food expert on the TV program "The Cook's Challenge", was recently suspended from his job for telling the television audience about the wonders of "tender, white cat meat". Chef Bigazzi, 77, also told how to tenderize cat meat by leaving it under running water for three days before cooking it into "a delight".
Before you could say "catfight", the Italian Animal Protection Agency had its claws out, caterwauling that Bigazzi be permanently scratched from the program.
"Anyone who goes on television to promote the taste of cat meat is guilty of instigating viewers to commit an act of cruelty to animals, a crime punishable by up to 18 months in prison," the group said in a statement.
Chef Bigazzi later said he was talking about cats that were cooked in Tuscany, Italy, during food shortages of the Great Depression and World War II in the 1930s and 1940s, and was not recommending people today cook cats.
"I was just talking about an old tradition," he said.
'A Delicate Way' by K.
Eye has always been fascinated with the way language applies to men and women, Voyeurwebbers. For example, it is said that horses "sweat", men "perspire" and women "glow"; and women are "in a delicate way" or are "expecting" when other women talk, but when men talk, women are "pregnant", "preggo", "have a bun in the oven" or some other indelicate way of describing a woman in a "delicate way".
This leads Eye to today's column, which is about two different women apparently getting in a "delicate way" in an indelicate way. Confused? You won't be for long.
Our first pregnant woman has filed paternity claims against six separate inmates of a Romanian prison near the city of Iasi, where mother-to-be Raluca Dionescu says any one of the six convicts she met while working part-time as a cleaner at the jail could be the father.
As a result, the prisoners, who range in age from 24 to 25, will have to submit to blood and DNA tests.
Ms. Dionescu admitted she had enjoyed steamy, indelicate sessions with the inmates in the prison's laundry room.
"I couldn't resist some of the men," Ms. Dionescu explained. "I didn't think of them as criminals or the crimes they committed. What I want now, though, is to find out which one is the father of my child," she told Romanian news media.
Ms. Dionescu has six possible inmates who could be the one who indelicately got her in an indelicate way through the sneaky doing of the most enjoyable. Let's see ... Eye thinks she should she take the inmate behind cell No. 2 or cell No. 3.
You aren't still confused, are you?
Well, don't worry, you'll be thoroughly befuddled after the next item, which takes us to Cairo, where a Polish woman from Warsaw is suing an Egyptian hotel, claiming her teenage daughter got in a delicate way from swimming in the hotel's allegedly indelicate pool.
Eye wasn't kidding about the "befuddled" part, Voyeurwebbers.
The unique claim surfaced as M.K., the mother, demanded compensation after her 13-year-old daughter came back from the family vacation in a delicate way or, to put it indelicately, the daughter was pregnant (i.e. she has a bun in the oven).
Further confusing things, tourism authorities in Warsaw confirmed they had received the M.K.'s complaint which states that the girl conceived because of stray sperm in the pool.
"The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there and is determined to go ahead with the case," said one Warsaw travel industry source.
As Eye sees it, Voyeurwebbers, there are at least six possibilities in this confusing case. Regrettably, they are all too indelicate for Eye to mention here. K.
1. Punctuation
An English professor wrote the words: "A woman without her man is nothing." on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
-- Editor: Punctuation is powerful, hehehe!
2. Australian Investment Advice
In 2001, if you had bought $1,000 of One-Tel stock, it would now be worth about $9 to you as an unsecured creditor if you are lucky.
In 2002, if you had bought HIH stock, you would have about $6.50 left of the original $1,000 investment.
In 2003, if you had gone overseas and bought ENRON, you would have less than $5 left.
But, If you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer in early 2009 - one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned the aluminum cans in for the recycling price, you would have $24!
Based on the above, the best investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
-- Editor: Yep, and if you saved that $24 each year, in 40 years you can buy another $1,000 worth of beer, so you're actually recycling on two levels, hehehe!
Italian Brouhaha Over Pussy-Eating Comment!
ROME, Italy -- Ask anyone who has experienced it, Voyeurwebbers, and they will tell you that there's a right way and a wrong way to eat a pussy. Yet, in Italy, that very topic has gotten an Italian TV chef in a heap of hot water.
Beppe Bigazzi, a food expert on the TV program "The Cook's Challenge", was recently suspended from his job for telling the television audience about the wonders of "tender, white cat meat". Chef Bigazzi, 77, also told how to tenderize cat meat by leaving it under running water for three days before cooking it into "a delight".
Before you could say "catfight", the Italian Animal Protection Agency had its claws out, caterwauling that Bigazzi be permanently scratched from the program.
"Anyone who goes on television to promote the taste of cat meat is guilty of instigating viewers to commit an act of cruelty to animals, a crime punishable by up to 18 months in prison," the group said in a statement.
Chef Bigazzi later said he was talking about cats that were cooked in Tuscany, Italy, during food shortages of the Great Depression and World War II in the 1930s and 1940s, and was not recommending people today cook cats.
"I was just talking about an old tradition," he said.
'A Delicate Way' by K.
Eye has always been fascinated with the way language applies to men and women, Voyeurwebbers. For example, it is said that horses "sweat", men "perspire" and women "glow"; and women are "in a delicate way" or are "expecting" when other women talk, but when men talk, women are "pregnant", "preggo", "have a bun in the oven" or some other indelicate way of describing a woman in a "delicate way".
This leads Eye to today's column, which is about two different women apparently getting in a "delicate way" in an indelicate way. Confused? You won't be for long.
Our first pregnant woman has filed paternity claims against six separate inmates of a Romanian prison near the city of Iasi, where mother-to-be Raluca Dionescu says any one of the six convicts she met while working part-time as a cleaner at the jail could be the father.
As a result, the prisoners, who range in age from 24 to 25, will have to submit to blood and DNA tests.
Ms. Dionescu admitted she had enjoyed steamy, indelicate sessions with the inmates in the prison's laundry room.
"I couldn't resist some of the men," Ms. Dionescu explained. "I didn't think of them as criminals or the crimes they committed. What I want now, though, is to find out which one is the father of my child," she told Romanian news media.
Ms. Dionescu has six possible inmates who could be the one who indelicately got her in an indelicate way through the sneaky doing of the most enjoyable. Let's see ... Eye thinks she should she take the inmate behind cell No. 2 or cell No. 3.
You aren't still confused, are you?
Well, don't worry, you'll be thoroughly befuddled after the next item, which takes us to Cairo, where a Polish woman from Warsaw is suing an Egyptian hotel, claiming her teenage daughter got in a delicate way from swimming in the hotel's allegedly indelicate pool.
Eye wasn't kidding about the "befuddled" part, Voyeurwebbers.
The unique claim surfaced as M.K., the mother, demanded compensation after her 13-year-old daughter came back from the family vacation in a delicate way or, to put it indelicately, the daughter was pregnant (i.e. she has a bun in the oven).
Further confusing things, tourism authorities in Warsaw confirmed they had received the M.K.'s complaint which states that the girl conceived because of stray sperm in the pool.
"The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there and is determined to go ahead with the case," said one Warsaw travel industry source.
As Eye sees it, Voyeurwebbers, there are at least six possibilities in this confusing case. Regrettably, they are all too indelicate for Eye to mention here. K.
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