WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 17, 2010
Today's Cryptogram
Cryptogram for February 17
Below is today's love quote cryptogram (single letter substitution):
EUWUZL SUOXB NX WIM NL NUMAXF, YEZ BAX KUISZ WX GDODE' MUU..... W. W. RDEV
Answer to yesterday's cryptogram: Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it..... Russell Baker
(Hint: It's an inspirational quote or bit o' wisdom, with the name of the person who is credited as having said it.)
Cryptogram
"IKTVV FG LTFY FG MPGGHXVT
UP UJT BJFLLTV HL KJHBJ SPDY
VHWT WVPKG." --JTLYS IFQHI
UJPYTFD
My Decoded Version
"----- -- ---- -- --------
-- --- ------- -- ----- ----
---- -----." ------- -----
-------
The Encrypted Letter
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
represents
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z -
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
0 2 0 2 0 6 5 5 3 6 3 5 1
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
0 0 5 1 0 2 8 3 6 2 1 4 0
Reset
Yesterday's Cryptogram Answer, and Today's Quote of the Day, is:
"Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn, whatever state I may be in, therein to be content." --Helen Keller
ZYY UIF YHXLM SL YHXL HA PBZHAM ZAN ALXLF DAUS SL BUYN CBL DLK
QXXOCLRU FVX FL FNNCWOCMX, YCRYHI UXHA-CLNSHRXLO FWOCMCOI OYFO WKVZKVFOCKLU FLN KOYXV HFVRX KVRFLCPFOCKLU YFTCOSFHHI XLRFRX CL KLHI TXWFSUX OYXI WFLLKO FWOSFHHI QFUOSVTFOX
NFMX TFVVI
Today's Crypto Number (2479) (Wednesday)
JBLNL DSAL S JCAL IBLF JBL NCTH JZ NLASCF JCOBJ CF JBL PRQ IST AZNL USCFERV JBSF JBL NCTH CJ JZZH JZ PVZTTZA.--SFSCT FCF
Hint: J=T
Yesterday's Answer Number(3360) (Tuesday) XP KOO PXCID XP AKFBQXU AKFBQXU QU OXHT QD MTCWKMD BWT IXDB PKBKO BX BCFT WKMMQUTDD.--ZTCBCKUE CFDDTOO Of all forms of caution caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness.--Bertrand Russell
Wordles Thought for the Day:
To do great work a man must be very idle as well as very industrious
-Samuel Butler
SLCH WCRCFOQ UFGNCWWGFW FCEJFCV COFQM ELC VCOH SOW ONFOJV ELOE LC SOW QGWJHP LJW NODAQEJCW.
Hint: G = O
PD IRDN NYMR PD QM LMRMBDJT ZRA NYMR PD QM HXBV -- PYXT XT NXTADV. MEQMBP YJQQZBA
Y848YAYYBYY82MFSJMKM2BGM2Z4AVSZM2MSDFM1S5ZBVRV5VQF535ZG6TZQZJZVZ3ZC8T8GWG8Y518YN4MPS8SHM397M2MPMRFUA211M2M2ZGV9ZRZ4ZKZ5ZJV1KTVN35M4Z5R3AQ9ZWT8Z6X8Y3UMH3PS2MRD2MMMKS4M5M2SAM2HJVR3G6BZ5MVZVTHV36665ZJB5Y5M
TO KNOW WHEN TO BE GENEROUS AND WHEN TO BE FIRM -- THIS IS WISDOM. ELBERT HUBBARD
2/17 QGBW VBDAFSW JZMSHSFWFWH FDB FDDBHABE FWE XFSJBE, S TMBHH KZM QZMJE HFK AGFA'H VFTSWT VFXMWH.
Y8H8Y8YYYYY82MFSJMKM24GM2Z4AVSZMVMDDFM1S5ZBVRV5VQF535ZG6TZQZPZVZ3ZC8T7GGG8Y418YN4MPS8SSM297M2MPMRFUM231M2M2ZGV9Z2Z3ZKZ5ZJV1KTVR45M4Z5R3AQ91WQ8Z6X8Y3UMH3PA2MRD2MMMKS4M9M2SAM2HJVR326WZ5MVZVTHV366V5ZJB5Y5M
2/17 WHEN CERTAIN LOUISIANANS ARE ARRESTED AND JAILED, I GUESS YOU WOULD SAY THAT'S CAGING CAJUNS.
Candace Rae
Hometown: Winnipeg, MBL
Birthday: August 1, 1980
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 118 lbs
Measurements: 34D-24-36
The daughter of a female race car driver, this Winnipeg beauty describes her ideal romantic outing as "catching a hockey, football and baseball game in the same weekend!"... In other words, if you're a sports fan, Candace could be your dream girl. But don't bother pursuing her if your social skills aren't up to snuff. "If I go out to dinner with a guy and he's rude to the waiter, no second date for him!" Candace, currently the CEO of a modeling company, hopes to move into politics, "although," she says, "once you pose nude people tend to see you in a different light." She's got our vote.
Destiny White
Greenville, IN
Date of Birth: 12/09/1986
Height: 5'2"
Weight: 100 lbs.
Measurements: 33C-23-33
Dinner at Destiny's home is a major event. "I'm a great cook," she says. "For my friends, I make a mean burger, really good spicy chicken Alfredo and cookies. I'm very choosy about my ingredients -- nothing but organic." The free spirit is intent on using her acting chops to host a TV travel show. "I plan on going where the wind carries me," says Destiny. "I know that if I follow my instincts, life will turn out great
Sydney Max
COED OF THE WEEK 02/11/10
VITAL STATS
Name:
Sydney Max
School: University of Wisconsin, Madison
Major: Advertising
Is it true that sex sells?
Absolutely! Think about the Axe commercials. Want girls crawling all over you? Then you’re going to buy their products!
We’ve heard good things about the party scene at your school.
You heard right! Every night is a great bar or party night at UW-Madison!
NAME: Cristal Houston
BIRTHPLACE: Beaumont, Texas
BUST: 34"
WAIST: 24"
HIPS: 34"
HEIGHT: 5' 2"
WEIGHT: 98 lbs
Guys wouldn't mind a trip to the ER if every nurse looked like heart-stopping Lamar University brunette Cristal Houston. Ambitious and driven, Cristal is studying nursing and hopes to get her masters as a nurse practitioner. But if you want her to take more than a professional interest in your case, Cristal says you'll have to be "passionate, intelligent and a fun-loving free spirit," and it won't hurt if you have a great sense of humor. Cristal's also got a few date-planning tips for you guys: be sure to be creative and unique and make her laugh. Remember, it's nurse's orders
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Thursday, February 18, 2010
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
All In The Family
All In The Family
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems.
Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation.
"A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got married and I got myself a stepdaughter. Later, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother. And my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law.
"Much later, the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son. But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grandson. That made me the grandfather of my half-brother.
"This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother. This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!
"And you think YOU have family problems!!!"
-- Editor: This guy's gotta be from West Virginia. Hehehe!
Blonde, 25, Voted Britain's Sexiest Female Farmer!
HUTTON RUDBY, ENGLAND -- By day she trains sheep dogs, drives heavy equipment and encourages livestock to mate, Voyeurwebbers; but by night she dons a miniskirt and goes out on the town.
She is Anna Simpson (no relation to Homer Simpson), an attractive, sexy, 25-year-old blonde who was just voted Britain's sexiest female farmer.
According to contest officials, Ms. Simpson proves not all farm hands chew straw and are scruffily dressed.
Simpson, of Hutton Rudby, Yorkshire, bested hundreds of rivals in a poll held by Farmer's Weekly magazine. Simpson said: "I think many people believe a stereotypical farmer is a man in his 60s but I wanted to show they can also be young women, who want to get stuck in but also enjoy a night out," Simpson told a British newspaper.
Pete Mortimore, 25, of Widdecombe-on-the-Moor, Devon, was voted Britain's sexiest male farmer. Mortimore and Simpson each won about $400 and a pair of Wellington Boots.
Marriage by K.
In case you missed it, Voyeurwebbers, the Chinese Celebrated their New Year on February 14, which marked the end of the Year of the Ox, and the beginning of the Year of the Tiger, according to the Chinese zodiac calendar.
This change from Ox to Tiger, as it turns out, is a very big deal in China, and caused a surge in demand for marriage certificates prior to the start of the Year of the Tiger. Officials in Beijing said the rush to marry is based on cultural beliefs regarding varying fortunes associated with certain dates. Since Sunday's new year holiday comes after the official beginning of spring based on the solar-agrarian calendar, some are concerned there is no Spring in the Year of the Tiger.
Zhao Shuoxin, a new bride, explained to a news reporter that she and her new husband, Zhang Ning, considered such beliefs when planning their wedding. "This is the end of the ox year and we hard the whole of the next one will be bad for marriage," said Zhao.
With no Spring, which is associated with procreation, some Chinese are concerned a "widow year" was created. Window years are associated with infertility.
Eye shared this little item with you, Voyeurwebbers, not only because it provides a look at interesting aspects of Chinese culture, but so those of you who aren't quite ready to commit yet, but have a partner who constantly reminds them that there is no "ready" in "commitment", will now have a legitimate excuse for avoiding tying the knot: "Sorry, Honey, we can't get married this year, it's not only the Year of the Tiger; it's a Widow Year as well. We'll have to wait until next year." K.
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems.
Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation.
"A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got married and I got myself a stepdaughter. Later, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother. And my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law.
"Much later, the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son. But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grandson. That made me the grandfather of my half-brother.
"This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother. This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!
"And you think YOU have family problems!!!"
-- Editor: This guy's gotta be from West Virginia. Hehehe!
Blonde, 25, Voted Britain's Sexiest Female Farmer!
HUTTON RUDBY, ENGLAND -- By day she trains sheep dogs, drives heavy equipment and encourages livestock to mate, Voyeurwebbers; but by night she dons a miniskirt and goes out on the town.
She is Anna Simpson (no relation to Homer Simpson), an attractive, sexy, 25-year-old blonde who was just voted Britain's sexiest female farmer.
According to contest officials, Ms. Simpson proves not all farm hands chew straw and are scruffily dressed.
Simpson, of Hutton Rudby, Yorkshire, bested hundreds of rivals in a poll held by Farmer's Weekly magazine. Simpson said: "I think many people believe a stereotypical farmer is a man in his 60s but I wanted to show they can also be young women, who want to get stuck in but also enjoy a night out," Simpson told a British newspaper.
Pete Mortimore, 25, of Widdecombe-on-the-Moor, Devon, was voted Britain's sexiest male farmer. Mortimore and Simpson each won about $400 and a pair of Wellington Boots.
Marriage by K.
In case you missed it, Voyeurwebbers, the Chinese Celebrated their New Year on February 14, which marked the end of the Year of the Ox, and the beginning of the Year of the Tiger, according to the Chinese zodiac calendar.
This change from Ox to Tiger, as it turns out, is a very big deal in China, and caused a surge in demand for marriage certificates prior to the start of the Year of the Tiger. Officials in Beijing said the rush to marry is based on cultural beliefs regarding varying fortunes associated with certain dates. Since Sunday's new year holiday comes after the official beginning of spring based on the solar-agrarian calendar, some are concerned there is no Spring in the Year of the Tiger.
Zhao Shuoxin, a new bride, explained to a news reporter that she and her new husband, Zhang Ning, considered such beliefs when planning their wedding. "This is the end of the ox year and we hard the whole of the next one will be bad for marriage," said Zhao.
With no Spring, which is associated with procreation, some Chinese are concerned a "widow year" was created. Window years are associated with infertility.
Eye shared this little item with you, Voyeurwebbers, not only because it provides a look at interesting aspects of Chinese culture, but so those of you who aren't quite ready to commit yet, but have a partner who constantly reminds them that there is no "ready" in "commitment", will now have a legitimate excuse for avoiding tying the knot: "Sorry, Honey, we can't get married this year, it's not only the Year of the Tiger; it's a Widow Year as well. We'll have to wait until next year." K.
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 17, 2010
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 17, 2010
Today's Cryptogram
Cryptogram for February 17
Below is today's love quote cryptogram (single letter substitution):
EUWUZL SUOXB NX WIM NL NUMAXF, YEZ BAX KUISZ WX GDODE' MUU..... W. W. RDEV
Answer to yesterday's cryptogram: Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it..... Russell Baker
(Hint: It's an inspirational quote or bit o' wisdom, with the name of the person who is credited as having said it.)
Cryptogram
"IKTVV FG LTFY FG MPGGHXVT
UP UJT BJFLLTV HL KJHBJ SPDY
VHWT WVPKG." --JTLYS IFQHI
UJPYTFD
My Decoded Version
"----- -- ---- -- --------
-- --- ------- -- ----- ----
---- -----." ------- -----
-------
The Encrypted Letter
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
represents
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z -
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
0 2 0 2 0 6 5 5 3 6 3 5 1
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
0 0 5 1 0 2 8 3 6 2 1 4 0
Reset
Yesterday's Cryptogram Answer, and Today's Quote of the Day, is:
"Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn, whatever state I may be in, therein to be content." --Helen Keller
ZYY UIF YHXLM SL YHXL HA PBZHAM ZAN ALXLF DAUS SL BUYN CBL DLK
QXXOCLRU FVX FL FNNCWOCMX, YCRYHI UXHA-CLNSHRXLO FWOCMCOI OYFO WKVZKVFOCKLU FLN KOYXV HFVRX KVRFLCPFOCKLU YFTCOSFHHI XLRFRX CL KLHI TXWFSUX OYXI WFLLKO FWOSFHHI QFUOSVTFOX
NFMX TFVVI
Today's Crypto Number (2479) (Wednesday)
JBLNL DSAL S JCAL IBLF JBL NCTH JZ NLASCF JCOBJ CF JBL PRQ IST AZNL USCFERV JBSF JBL NCTH CJ JZZH JZ PVZTTZA.--SFSCT FCF
Hint: J=T
Yesterday's Answer Number(3360) (Tuesday) XP KOO PXCID XP AKFBQXU AKFBQXU QU OXHT QD MTCWKMD BWT IXDB PKBKO BX BCFT WKMMQUTDD.--ZTCBCKUE CFDDTOO Of all forms of caution caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness.--Bertrand Russell
Wordles Thought for the Day:
To do great work a man must be very idle as well as very industrious
-Samuel Butler
SLCH WCRCFOQ UFGNCWWGFW FCEJFCV COFQM ELC VCOH SOW ONFOJV ELOE LC SOW QGWJHP LJW NODAQEJCW.
Hint: G = O
PD IRDN NYMR PD QM LMRMBDJT ZRA NYMR PD QM HXBV -- PYXT XT NXTADV. MEQMBP YJQQZBA
Y848YAYYBYY82MFSJMKM2BGM2Z4AVSZM2MSDFM1S5ZBVRV5VQF535ZG6TZQZJZVZ3ZC8T8GWG8Y518YN4MPS8SHM397M2MPMRFUA211M2M2ZGV9ZRZ4ZKZ5ZJV1KTVN35M4Z5R3AQ9ZWT8Z6X8Y3UMH3PS2MRD2MMMKS4M5M2SAM2HJVR3G6BZ5MVZVTHV36665ZJB5Y5M
TO KNOW WHEN TO BE GENEROUS AND WHEN TO BE FIRM -- THIS IS WISDOM. ELBERT HUBBARD
2/17 QGBW VBDAFSW JZMSHSFWFWH FDB FDDBHABE FWE XFSJBE, S TMBHH KZM QZMJE HFK AGFA'H VFTSWT VFXMWH.
Y8H8Y8YYYYY82MFSJMKM24GM2Z4AVSZMVMDDFM1S5ZBVRV5VQF535ZG6TZQZPZVZ3ZC8T7GGG8Y418YN4MPS8SSM297M2MPMRFUM231M2M2ZGV9Z2Z3ZKZ5ZJV1KTVR45M4Z5R3AQ91WQ8Z6X8Y3UMH3PA2MRD2MMMKS4M9M2SAM2HJVR326WZ5MVZVTHV366V5ZJB5Y5M
2/17 WHEN CERTAIN LOUISIANANS ARE ARRESTED AND JAILED, I GUESS YOU WOULD SAY THAT'S CAGING CAJUNS.
Today's Cryptogram
Cryptogram for February 17
Below is today's love quote cryptogram (single letter substitution):
EUWUZL SUOXB NX WIM NL NUMAXF, YEZ BAX KUISZ WX GDODE' MUU..... W. W. RDEV
Answer to yesterday's cryptogram: Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it..... Russell Baker
(Hint: It's an inspirational quote or bit o' wisdom, with the name of the person who is credited as having said it.)
Cryptogram
"IKTVV FG LTFY FG MPGGHXVT
UP UJT BJFLLTV HL KJHBJ SPDY
VHWT WVPKG." --JTLYS IFQHI
UJPYTFD
My Decoded Version
"----- -- ---- -- --------
-- --- ------- -- ----- ----
---- -----." ------- -----
-------
The Encrypted Letter
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
represents
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z -
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
0 2 0 2 0 6 5 5 3 6 3 5 1
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
0 0 5 1 0 2 8 3 6 2 1 4 0
Reset
Yesterday's Cryptogram Answer, and Today's Quote of the Day, is:
"Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn, whatever state I may be in, therein to be content." --Helen Keller
ZYY UIF YHXLM SL YHXL HA PBZHAM ZAN ALXLF DAUS SL BUYN CBL DLK
QXXOCLRU FVX FL FNNCWOCMX, YCRYHI UXHA-CLNSHRXLO FWOCMCOI OYFO WKVZKVFOCKLU FLN KOYXV HFVRX KVRFLCPFOCKLU YFTCOSFHHI XLRFRX CL KLHI TXWFSUX OYXI WFLLKO FWOSFHHI QFUOSVTFOX
NFMX TFVVI
Today's Crypto Number (2479) (Wednesday)
JBLNL DSAL S JCAL IBLF JBL NCTH JZ NLASCF JCOBJ CF JBL PRQ IST AZNL USCFERV JBSF JBL NCTH CJ JZZH JZ PVZTTZA.--SFSCT FCF
Hint: J=T
Yesterday's Answer Number(3360) (Tuesday) XP KOO PXCID XP AKFBQXU AKFBQXU QU OXHT QD MTCWKMD BWT IXDB PKBKO BX BCFT WKMMQUTDD.--ZTCBCKUE CFDDTOO Of all forms of caution caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness.--Bertrand Russell
Wordles Thought for the Day:
To do great work a man must be very idle as well as very industrious
-Samuel Butler
SLCH WCRCFOQ UFGNCWWGFW FCEJFCV COFQM ELC VCOH SOW ONFOJV ELOE LC SOW QGWJHP LJW NODAQEJCW.
Hint: G = O
PD IRDN NYMR PD QM LMRMBDJT ZRA NYMR PD QM HXBV -- PYXT XT NXTADV. MEQMBP YJQQZBA
Y848YAYYBYY82MFSJMKM2BGM2Z4AVSZM2MSDFM1S5ZBVRV5VQF535ZG6TZQZJZVZ3ZC8T8GWG8Y518YN4MPS8SHM397M2MPMRFUA211M2M2ZGV9ZRZ4ZKZ5ZJV1KTVN35M4Z5R3AQ9ZWT8Z6X8Y3UMH3PS2MRD2MMMKS4M5M2SAM2HJVR3G6BZ5MVZVTHV36665ZJB5Y5M
TO KNOW WHEN TO BE GENEROUS AND WHEN TO BE FIRM -- THIS IS WISDOM. ELBERT HUBBARD
2/17 QGBW VBDAFSW JZMSHSFWFWH FDB FDDBHABE FWE XFSJBE, S TMBHH KZM QZMJE HFK AGFA'H VFTSWT VFXMWH.
Y8H8Y8YYYYY82MFSJMKM24GM2Z4AVSZMVMDDFM1S5ZBVRV5VQF535ZG6TZQZPZVZ3ZC8T7GGG8Y418YN4MPS8SSM297M2MPMRFUM231M2M2ZGV9Z2Z3ZKZ5ZJV1KTVR45M4Z5R3AQ91WQ8Z6X8Y3UMH3PA2MRD2MMMKS4M9M2SAM2HJVR326WZ5MVZVTHV366V5ZJB5Y5M
2/17 WHEN CERTAIN LOUISIANANS ARE ARRESTED AND JAILED, I GUESS YOU WOULD SAY THAT'S CAGING CAJUNS.
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