SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 13, 2010
Today's Cryptogram
Cryptogram for February 13
Below is today's love quote cryptogram (single letter substitution):
P OSPKAN VZ P TGYPI NGK IGAVQS; P QMPHYSH VZ GIS TMG IGAVQSZ NGK..... PECPV ZASDSIZGI
Answer to yesterday's cryptogram: For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks.....Rainer Maria Rilke
(Hint: It's an inspirational quote or bit o' wisdom, with the name of the person who is credited as having said it.)
Cryptogram
"NDO PSSLSDUX SNKPOU YLWX
UXSXORLZXI YLWX'I PSSLSDUX
SNKPOUI DI." --XPOY
ZLHESLZHPYX
My Decoded Version
"--- -------- ------ ----
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The Encrypted Letter
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
represents
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z -
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
0 0 0 4 1 0 0 2 4 0 2 7 0
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
3 5 6 0 1 10 0 5 0 2 9 4 3
Reset
Yesterday's Cryptogram Answer, and Today's Quote of the Day, is:
"Always direct your thoughts to those truths that will give you confidence, hope, joy, love, thanksgiving, and turn away your mind from those that inspire you with fear, sadness, depression." --Bertrand Wilbertforce
CNWSW LSW VMEW CNBPDV ZNBAN ALPPMC OW YWLSPWF GIBAUYT, LPF CBEW, ZNBAN BV LYY ZW NLQW, EIVC OW RLBF NWLQBYT KMS CNWBS LAGIBSBPD. CNWT LSW CNW QWST VBERYWVC CNBPDV LPF OWALIVW BC CLUWV L ELP'V YBKW CM UPMZ CNWE CNW YBCCYW PWZ CNLC WLAN ELP DWCV KSME YBKW BV QWST AMVCYT LPF CNW MPYT NWSBCLDW NW NLV CM YWLQW
WSPWVC NWEBPDZLT
VE VZ IRXRH QPBA EQ EWHQN BNBA XRERHBI DIJRHNRBH. B HRBF CDA TWRTPZ EWR CBHYBCR HRCDFBHFA VI TBZR ZQORYQJA - BIJ NR BHR IQE IBOVIC IBORZ YDE EWVZ NQDFJ YR WVZ NVGR - VZ UDVREFA EHAVIC EQ JVZTBHJ WVZ DIJRHNRBH, NWVTW ZWR VZ GHBIPFA LRBFQDZ QG, YRTBDZR EWR CDA ZRROZ EQ WBXR B OQHR VIEVOBER HRFBEVQIZWVK NVEW VE EWBI NVEW WRH
JBXR YBHHA
SXIFL XZH BLQ VLESQ VEJSH SXIFLY VRBL TEI, YZEJQ XZH TEI YSQQM XSEZQ. IZGZEVZ (JROLXJH XGX HEVZ IZHQJ)
Y8P8YWYYMYY82MFSJMKM21GM2Z4MVAJMMMPDFM1S5ZBVR65QQF535ZG6TZQZUZVZ3ZC8TEG6G8Y518YN4MPS8SDM297M2MPMR4US221M2M2ZGV9ZTZ3ZKZ5ZJVQKTVW45M4Z5R3AQ91WG8Z6X8Y3UMH3PM2MRD2MMMFS3M5M2SAM2HJVR3P62Z5MVZVTHV466V5ZJB5Y5M
LAUGH AND THE WHOLE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU, SNORE AND YOU SLEEP ALONE. UNKNOWN (RICHARD AKA DOWN UNDER)
2/13 FNOGC MNO KIM WUFPUNBIG FAIDIFPSDK KOFA IK HUGHN IBC WDNCN HIYYUBK IDS FDSIPODSK NW ANHHUP?
Y8B8Y7YYNYY82MFSJM7M2FGM2Z4MVAJMHMHDFM1S5ZBVRV5WQF535ZG6TZQZUZVZ3ZC8T4G7G8Y418YN4MPS8S2M197M2MPMR4US221M2M2ZGV9ZUZ5ZKZ5ZJVQKTVW45M4Z5R3AQ9ZWH8Z6X8Y3UMH3PA2MRD2MMMFS3M5M2SAM2HJVR3U6RZ5MVZVTHV466V5ZJB5Y5M
2/13 COULD YOU SAY FICTIONAL CHARACTERS SUCH AS BILBO AND FRODO BAGGINS ARE CREATURES OF HOBBIT?
"One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
Three, four, better lock your door.
Five, six, grab your crucifix.
Seven, eight, gonna stay up late.
Nine, ten, never sleep again.
One, two Freddy's coming for you
three, four better lock your door
five, six grab your crucifix
seven, eight gonna stay up late
nine, ten he's back again."
Today's Crypto Number (4220) (Saturday)
O UCX BOX CX CJLAVPXY ZX CXE YZSOU, CLCOXWY CXE ZSSZXPXY. SPZSGP RXZB YFOW, CXK WYPPJ UGPCJ ZI VP CY SCJYOPW. ZIYPX, CW C WOLX ZI YFPOJ LJPCY JPWSPUY, YFPE KZX'Y PMPX OXMOYP VP.--KCMP TCJJE
Hint: O=I
Yesterday's Answer Number(3910) (Friday) FMMCD ZGN FXQ OZDQN BZBNG XEHNDD ON DBNEP VE ZIQVME QYN OVDPML ON ANQ RGML QYMXAYQ - ZDHNNB. OYNE ON ZGN ONZGW MR QYN HVJVEA, ON LZW GNBZVG QM QYN PNZP, OYM YZJN EMQYVEA MR BNNJVDYENDD, BGVPN, MG PNDVAE VE QYNVG IMEJNGDZQVME.--OVHHVZL FXQHNG WNZQD Books are but waste paper unless we spend in action the wisdom we get from thought - asleep. When we are weary of the living, we may repair to the dead, who have nothing of peevishness, pride, or design in their conversation.--William Butler Yeats
Wordles Thought for the Day:
God must love the rich or he wouldn't divide so much among so few of them.
-H L Mencken
A KZKWIAYKG ITCXWTN QFANK A YFTEEKG, VJX AX QMY XWJNU M CKMW-GKVX KZEKWAKCIK.
Hint: J = U
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Sunday, February 14, 2010
Humor Threesome
Humor Threesome
1. Bon Apetit
"Excuse me, waiter, but your finger is in my soup!"
"Yes," replied the server, "I have a fungus under my nail and my doctor told me to keep it warm and moist."
The irate customer snapped, "Then why don't you just stick it up your ass?"
The waiter immediately replied, "Oh, that's what I do when I'm in the kitchen!"
2. Rock'n Roll Heaven
Jerry Garcia awoke in an all-white recording studio, surrounded by instruments.
Jimi Hendrix and Duane Allman were tuning their guitars. John Lennon was seated at the piano.
Janis Joplin and Buddy Holly were warming up.
As he plugged into his amp, an awestruck Garcia murmured, "Wow! There really is a rock 'n' roll heaven!"
Elvis Presley said to him, "Heaven?" just as Karen Carpenter sat down at the drums and said, "Okay, people. 'Close To You' in E-flat. One, two, one, two..."
3. Good News/Bad News
Doctor: "I have good news and bad news, Liz."
Liz: "What's the good news, Doc?"
Doc: "Your lab tests came back today and your crabs are gone."
Liz: "Gee, that's great! But what's the bad news?"
Doctor: "We don't know what killed them!"
Cambridge Co-eds Asked To Quell Passion ... Why?
CAMBRIDGE, England -- If you've got a post-graduate degree, Voyeurwebbers, you might want to consider "tuning up" your education by obtaining a fellowship grant to study at England's Cambridge University. I only mention this because things in the ivy-covered halls have changed considerably in the past decade or so and university life has become much more fun ... er ... I mean, much more geared to the serious student.Here's why:
All 400 undergraduate students at historic Cambridge University's all-women Newham College have been asked to tone down their love life. The young women were sent a polite e-mail asking the to be more "discreet" when in the throes of passion after Newham College's student union received 30 complaints about the noise.
Newnham College undergraduate president Lizzy Cole sent the message asking them to quell their passion so others could get a good night's sleep.
Miss Cole, 19, who was on last year's Cambridge University Challenge team, said that while Newnham had a reputation for being "slutty" the e-mail did not just refer to sex.
Boyfriends are allowed to stay in student rooms at the 139-year-old college for two days before they have to register for a spare room.
One Newnham undergraduate, 20, said: "It's just so embarrassing to think that people have been listening in. I was blushing when I got the email.
"You try to keep it down, but it's easy to forget the walls are so thin if you get a bit carried away. This sort of thing must happen at every university in the country. Only in Cambridge would your fellow students complain. They'll be handing out ear plugs next."
Rear of the Year by K.
There is an annual event in Britain, Voyeurwebbers, that not only reflects Britons' eccentric sense of humor, but the national pride they take in their expertise at identifying a really great rear end on a woman. The event is called the "Rear of the Year", with various categories, so naturally Eye likes to keep a close watch on the event.
The nominations for this year's Rear of the Year awards have barely begun -- the winners will be announced in June at a gala ceremony at London's Dorchester Hotel -- and a buzz is brewing about an unexpected nominee who is rising up the list in on-line nomination polls. Eye should mention that the Rear of the Year top award goes to the British woman deemed to have the best-looking rear in a tight pair of jeans, which may explain why Wizard Jeans is hosting this year's event.
The reason for the buzz is Harriet Harman who, at first glance, seems an odd nominee. For one thing, Ms. Harmon is an MP (Member of Parliament) representing the Camberwell and Peckham district, and is also a leader of the House of Commons, and Minister for Women in the British cabinet.
She is known for her staunch feminist views, wants pictures of the scantily clad young women known as Page 3 girls banned from the workplace, wants the term "chairman" banned as being sexist -- and has been nominated for the annual Rear of the Year award. No one seems to know for sure if the nominations were from admirers of Ms. Harman's derrier, or merely tongue-in-cheek ... pun intended.
Nonetheless, earlier this week Ms. Harman had already received 12 nominations, according to Rear of the Year organizer Tony Edwards.
"These are not large numbers but a dozen nominations in one week usually indicates encouragement on a fan-based website or an organized group effort of some kind," Edwards told local news media.
"During the past month we've received flurries of votes inspired by celebrities on Strictly Come Dancing, Celebrity Dancing on Ice and various TV soaps, but we're surprised to see the MP for Camberwell and Peckham among the latest nominations," said Edwards, then rattled off a couple of double entendres that Eye liked.
One: "Perhaps some of Labour's (Britain's Labour Party) backbenchers have decided to get behind her in the competition."
Two: "These are early days with a further four months of voting to go so it would be premature to talk about a winner from the world of politics or whether Ms Harman's seat is set for the spotlight."
So there you have it, Voyeurwebbers. The Rear of the Year contest just got underway and already the drama, tension, and anticipation of seeing some British women with great rear ends are building. Will Harriet Hartman have the best bum in Britain, or will that hot, sexy young newcomer Lady Gaga wiggle away with the top prize for the best bottom?
Rest assured, Voyeurwebbers, Eye will keep a close watch on British women's rear ends -- and those of whole lot of women in other countries -- between now and June. It's easy. You can do it, too. All you have to do is browse through any or all of VW's sections. It's a good thing the Rear of the Year contest isn't until June, Eye can almost get a tenth of the way through VW's archive, Funbags, by then. K.
1. Bon Apetit
"Excuse me, waiter, but your finger is in my soup!"
"Yes," replied the server, "I have a fungus under my nail and my doctor told me to keep it warm and moist."
The irate customer snapped, "Then why don't you just stick it up your ass?"
The waiter immediately replied, "Oh, that's what I do when I'm in the kitchen!"
2. Rock'n Roll Heaven
Jerry Garcia awoke in an all-white recording studio, surrounded by instruments.
Jimi Hendrix and Duane Allman were tuning their guitars. John Lennon was seated at the piano.
Janis Joplin and Buddy Holly were warming up.
As he plugged into his amp, an awestruck Garcia murmured, "Wow! There really is a rock 'n' roll heaven!"
Elvis Presley said to him, "Heaven?" just as Karen Carpenter sat down at the drums and said, "Okay, people. 'Close To You' in E-flat. One, two, one, two..."
3. Good News/Bad News
Doctor: "I have good news and bad news, Liz."
Liz: "What's the good news, Doc?"
Doc: "Your lab tests came back today and your crabs are gone."
Liz: "Gee, that's great! But what's the bad news?"
Doctor: "We don't know what killed them!"
Cambridge Co-eds Asked To Quell Passion ... Why?
CAMBRIDGE, England -- If you've got a post-graduate degree, Voyeurwebbers, you might want to consider "tuning up" your education by obtaining a fellowship grant to study at England's Cambridge University. I only mention this because things in the ivy-covered halls have changed considerably in the past decade or so and university life has become much more fun ... er ... I mean, much more geared to the serious student.Here's why:
All 400 undergraduate students at historic Cambridge University's all-women Newham College have been asked to tone down their love life. The young women were sent a polite e-mail asking the to be more "discreet" when in the throes of passion after Newham College's student union received 30 complaints about the noise.
Newnham College undergraduate president Lizzy Cole sent the message asking them to quell their passion so others could get a good night's sleep.
Miss Cole, 19, who was on last year's Cambridge University Challenge team, said that while Newnham had a reputation for being "slutty" the e-mail did not just refer to sex.
Boyfriends are allowed to stay in student rooms at the 139-year-old college for two days before they have to register for a spare room.
One Newnham undergraduate, 20, said: "It's just so embarrassing to think that people have been listening in. I was blushing when I got the email.
"You try to keep it down, but it's easy to forget the walls are so thin if you get a bit carried away. This sort of thing must happen at every university in the country. Only in Cambridge would your fellow students complain. They'll be handing out ear plugs next."
Rear of the Year by K.
There is an annual event in Britain, Voyeurwebbers, that not only reflects Britons' eccentric sense of humor, but the national pride they take in their expertise at identifying a really great rear end on a woman. The event is called the "Rear of the Year", with various categories, so naturally Eye likes to keep a close watch on the event.
The nominations for this year's Rear of the Year awards have barely begun -- the winners will be announced in June at a gala ceremony at London's Dorchester Hotel -- and a buzz is brewing about an unexpected nominee who is rising up the list in on-line nomination polls. Eye should mention that the Rear of the Year top award goes to the British woman deemed to have the best-looking rear in a tight pair of jeans, which may explain why Wizard Jeans is hosting this year's event.
The reason for the buzz is Harriet Harman who, at first glance, seems an odd nominee. For one thing, Ms. Harmon is an MP (Member of Parliament) representing the Camberwell and Peckham district, and is also a leader of the House of Commons, and Minister for Women in the British cabinet.
She is known for her staunch feminist views, wants pictures of the scantily clad young women known as Page 3 girls banned from the workplace, wants the term "chairman" banned as being sexist -- and has been nominated for the annual Rear of the Year award. No one seems to know for sure if the nominations were from admirers of Ms. Harman's derrier, or merely tongue-in-cheek ... pun intended.
Nonetheless, earlier this week Ms. Harman had already received 12 nominations, according to Rear of the Year organizer Tony Edwards.
"These are not large numbers but a dozen nominations in one week usually indicates encouragement on a fan-based website or an organized group effort of some kind," Edwards told local news media.
"During the past month we've received flurries of votes inspired by celebrities on Strictly Come Dancing, Celebrity Dancing on Ice and various TV soaps, but we're surprised to see the MP for Camberwell and Peckham among the latest nominations," said Edwards, then rattled off a couple of double entendres that Eye liked.
One: "Perhaps some of Labour's (Britain's Labour Party) backbenchers have decided to get behind her in the competition."
Two: "These are early days with a further four months of voting to go so it would be premature to talk about a winner from the world of politics or whether Ms Harman's seat is set for the spotlight."
So there you have it, Voyeurwebbers. The Rear of the Year contest just got underway and already the drama, tension, and anticipation of seeing some British women with great rear ends are building. Will Harriet Hartman have the best bum in Britain, or will that hot, sexy young newcomer Lady Gaga wiggle away with the top prize for the best bottom?
Rest assured, Voyeurwebbers, Eye will keep a close watch on British women's rear ends -- and those of whole lot of women in other countries -- between now and June. It's easy. You can do it, too. All you have to do is browse through any or all of VW's sections. It's a good thing the Rear of the Year contest isn't until June, Eye can almost get a tenth of the way through VW's archive, Funbags, by then. K.
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